Today I’m talking about something that mystifies me and annoys me, like.
No, not like on facebook. In a sentence.
Person 1: Omg, I, like, totally want those shoes, but, in, like, another colour!
Person 2: I know right, they,like, totally ruin your complexion!
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH SO ANNOYING!
Even more of a problem is the fact that the person your talking to also says like repeatedly as well. It’s like its addictive, like a yawn!
On to my next topic: Annoying people on the internet.
These are people who go and comment things like:
Wow, this is sooooo fake, didn’t you see the glass shards in the air! Omg don’t waste your time on this fake!
#2 Add Man
It’s just a computer saying adds like:
So FUNNY! For more humorous videos go to http://www.dodgywebsite.com/computer_breaking_virus
#3 The Ninja
The Ninja will wait while a comment section argument rages. Then, just as everyone has stopped caring whether or not the new Harry Potter trailer looks stupid, the ninja will strike and devastate everyone who sees it.
This is something the ninja might say:
#4 Mr. Defend
I think it’s quite nice when people defend others but if it’s like this it’s annoying:
I’d like to see you do any better. What have you even done with your life? Stop judging people and let everyone be who they want to be because, in the end, isn’t that what life is all about?
Bonus 1 ‘First’
People who say first. Uh…