AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Hi!

It’s time for another me and my epic fails!

I was trying to send my best friend Eleanor* an iMessage when my computer decided it wanted to stop me from being able to send it ’cause i couldn’t log in, that’s a nice thing to do to me, a little young immature me, isn’t it computer, yes, I’m talking to you, my used to be trusty laptop, YOU TRAITOR!!!!!

So I decided to look up on the internet what to do and someone gave a link that helped them. So I, being my clueless, young, immature self clicked on the link like a pro followed the steps. They were:

Terrible Step 1. Shut down your computer

TS 2. Turn on your computer

TS 3. Before the screen turns gray press the four buttons Cmd, ctrl, P and R and hold them

ARRRRRRRGHGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When my laptop turns on again, MY WHOLE MEMORY HAD BEEN WIPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #PacingRoundTheRoomAngry

I had a minor meltdown, and by minor I mean in a state so bad I could punch someone in the face. Then I realised a pop-up was on the computer screen.

Choose a system:

New                Backup

 

BACKUP SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!

ARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I GOT SO WORKED UP FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

PPG OUT!

*Eleanor is coming to my school and she is in my class and house!!!!!!

Dreams

Hi!

If you are in my family, been with me to paperchase or are a freaking mind reader, you will know I am obsessed with notebooks…

One of these notebooks I used to keep was one which I wrote down my dreams in. They were probably more nightmares.

But because they are so strange (I use the term strange loosely, they are more creepy) I decided to share them to over … 100 … people … oh god.

So these are word for word what I wrote down and then what I can make sense out of it.

1. Word 4 Word:

I dreamt about taking nightol* and feeling really drugged and then when I woke up I actually felt drugged.

I am not kidding that is all I wrote.

Sensity:

So basically that day I had seen this add for some medicine called nytol. So that night I had a dream that I had taken some nytol and after I felt as if if I stood up I would fall over. Then I woke up and I legitimately felt exactly the same as I had in the dream.

*i know it’s spelt nytol but you can’t blame 3 a.m. , 8 year old PPG for bad spelling.

2. Word 4 Word:

I dreamt about holding onto a rope connected to a man skydiving and he came down and I was packing everything up when this giant cannister* fell in the water and I swan but I couldn’t get out again…

Sensity:

I was in a park and for some reason I was stopping this random guy from flying off into eternity by holding onto this rope he had dangling down. There were lots of other people doing the same thing to other people. Then there was something like a cut in a video and I was packing up the equipment and one of the giant cannisters fell into the lake right in front of me. I went down a ramp which I didn’t realise had a warning sign painted on it and I got the cannister. By this time I was pretty deep and I began to swim back to the ramp but some kind of force was pulling me back and I couldn’t get out. I can’t remember what happened after that but I do know I woke up screaming and crying.

* I am seriously surprised I could spell cannister right.

(changing the topic) (I am going to put this next bit in capitals ’cause I’m in a rush)

QUICK NEWS:

I CAN SPELL AGAIN

NEW YEAR

YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT EMMA BLACKERYS SONG GO THE DISTANCE AND GO BUY IT ON ITUNES

NO, NOT REALLY ONLY BUY IT IF YOU LIKE IT AS MUCH AS ME

STILL CHECK IT OUT

I KNOW EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME THINKS I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH HITTING THE ENTER KEY

I DON’T

THIS IS THE END OF THIS POST

KEEP CHECKING YOUR EMAILS OR WHATEVER TO SEE MY NEW YEAR POST

I THINK IT’LL PROBS BE  JUST HAPPY NEW YEAR IN CAPS BUT ANYWAY

BYE DAILYTONS

Strange things are happening / My clueless mind

Hi!

Don’t get too worried, i’m not possessed or something.

Just observe:

I was thinking, these three bracelets go seriously well together.

I was thinking, these three bracelets go seriously well together.

This is one of the seriously cute bracelets. It's my 2nd favourite one 'cause of the little Zebra at the bottom.

This is one of the seriously cute bracelets. It’s my 2nd favourite one ’cause of the little Zebra at the bottom.

This is my favourite because I like simple things more than complicated cute things.

This is my favourite because I like simple things more than complicated cute things.

This is my least favourite because of the colour of the poofy thing. If it was more black I would like it.

This is my least favourite because of the colour of the poofy thing. If it was more black I would like it.

I don't think you can tell but I have makeup on... ...I never wear makeup on a normal day.

I don’t think you can tell but I have makeup on…
…I never wear makeup on a normal day.

Yes, I’m turning into a fashion obsessed TEEN!!!

I need to stop myself from turning into one of those people , I do like looking good though.

(I’m changing the topic now)

Meh, I guess I’m a bit of a loner, I did have a group of friends… but then one of my friends double-crossed the rest in that group and told me they were trying to push me off onto this girl who I don’t like one bit. And now I’m a loner ’cause inside of me i’m turning into a volcano. My head is a mess when i’m angry. Sometimes I literally think I hate them and their smug faces. Sometimes when I get annoyed I say things I don’t mean. Teachers always tell me to think before I speak. It doesn’t help. On a bit more lighthearted note. I started ignoring them and made friends with a girl in a different class and I found we had a lot in common. She is one of my best friends and she is absolutely amazing! Her name is Evie! Then there was one day that I realised that I hadn’t said anything I regretted yet. It felt like she must be the friend I was looking for. So I now know that my true friends are Evie (the epic) and Eleanor (the crazy epic who went mad when she found she could comment on here without having an account)

Bye little Dailytons!

PPG

The Locker Thief

Hi!
Today I’m going to tell you about the story of the great locker thief of the junior school.
One day something of everyone’s stuff went missing. It happened again the next day, and the next. It seemed to be happening more to me than anyone else. Soon, my pencil case was nearly empty and I was borrowing everything from friends. It was getting out of hand pretty quickly as many other people agreed and we set out like detectives to find the thief. First, because i was the most affected we looked in the two locker beside me, lets call the girls rhondella and amy. Well, in rhondella’s locker we found something very strange, my WHOLE ENTIRE P.E KIT! I told everyone not to jump to conclusions that she is the thief because it might have been the thief trying to pin the blame on someone else. We searched some more in her locker, found a packet of moams, a packet of crisps, an empty crisp packet and some chocolate coin wrappers, everything to suggest she was greedy but nothing to suggest criminal stealing. We also searched Amy’s locker and found nothing. It seemed like a dead end, but then someone told the teacher who then told the other teachers who each in turn told their class that “whoever it is taking all these things can you please stop because you are behaving very immaturely and letting your classmates down”. I’m not saying who it was but I’m just saying someone turned into a little tomato that second and believe me we laughed! Best. Day. Ever.
Bye!

Me and my epic fails!

Hi!
So i decided to have a new part of my blog entitled “me and my epic fails” because i have a lot of these moments.

Today i am going to talk about the epic fail i had in town yesterday. It was oddly very busy in town which is odd for me because we live in a rather spread out area and there are shops dotted around everywhere but it seemed like this day they were all there to create my epic fail. I had just been to collect my new viola (very exciting because i was always so small i had to have a violin tuned as a viola) when i came to a point where there are two zebra crossings with a stop in the middle. Well because it was so busy there were lots of cars on the road that day(thought I’d let you know because it is important). Well i crossed to the middle easily, a little bit of running involved but it was busy who can blame me? Well when i crossed the second time my mum beckoned for me to “hurry up” and so i ran and tripped and fell IN FRONT OF A CAR!!!!!!!! I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO THAT WOULD HAPPEN TO AND IT DID!!!!!!!!
I fell in front of a freaking car!!!!
Yep now you know how accident prone i am. There wasn’t even a reason why it happened. And i landed on my wrist which hurts so much now especially as I’m typing this. ARGGGGHHHHHH!
I hate myself now.
Bye!

Hair

Hi!

My hair is literally the most annoying thing in the world! I wash it in the morning but in like three seconds its full of grease. And don’t get me started on the static. I went to my friends ‘grease’ themed birthday party and we went to a hairdressers to have our hair and makeup done. And when i had my hair done she put at least half a tin of hairspray in my hair to try and stop the static. It did work but then of course i decided i didn’t like what she had done and set of to take it out but i found she had used so much hairspray that the hair slides were stuck to my head. That was one of my worst days of my life. That was how awful it was.
The only day my hair is actually under control is when my aunt comes to stay. Yes, she is a hairdresser.
My hair is an absolute nightmare! #thissucks

Bye!

 

Friends

Hi!

This is probably the first time I have blogged in a while, and it is probably the first time you have really seen the side of me which is personal. My friends aren’t exactly the stereotype of my school you know the sporty, bit too loud, friends with EVERYONE kinda people. No, they are the more like the quiet, nice, friendly, amazing people the world needs more of. My friends are the best you will of heard of Chloe, the American, and then there is Emily, the girl who is AFRAID of her sisters eyelash curlers, and then there is Grace, who you haven’t heard of but she is as wonderful as anyone could ever be! I absolutely love them from the bottom of the universe right up to the top!

Now I’m going to have a bit of a rant: WHOEVER IS TAKING ALL OF MY THINGS AT SCHOOL CAN YOU JUST MEH CAUSE ITS REALLY ANNOYING!!!!!!! 😦

I think next time I’ll tell you about the story of “the locker thief”

Bye!

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